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    Comedy from Steven Wright

    I got a flight to Europe… I used Bizarre Airlines. The flight left on a Monday… it returned the preceding Friday… They said that way I still had the weekend…

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    (he mentions a live in girlfriend in passing but otherwise a clean set; this is corrected version; sorry last link was not correct)

    One of my favorites of his that is not on this one:

    “I parked my car in a no tow away zone the other day. A couple hours later I came out. The entire area was gone.“

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